Gareth returns to get elbow-deep with Our New Girl at The Bush.

One of them is back, and we can’t work out whether it’s the good one. In the first of a series of new Gareths, theatre critic about town and Exeunt contributor Honour Bayes takes the lukewarm hotseat.

Chris and Gareth ambush Exeunt writers at the emotional end of a night’s drinking, consider Mirror Teeth at the Finborough, acting so hard water comes out of your face, and the exciting new playwright Nick Gill.

This bi-week our favourite pribble-heads discuss Government Inspector at Young Vic, the lack of definite articles, excitingly bad accents, and milking Epsom.

Today the gentleman conduct experiments with expensive fizzy vitamin drinks and make their lewd review-eyes at Realism at the Soho theatre.

This week the boys conduct an interview with themselves about an interview they conducted.  This is followed by an interview they conducted with Simple8 about Four Stages of Cruelty at the Arcola.

In this the first ever instalment of Freddie Starr Ate My Theatre for Exeunt, the gents survey the Exeunt contributors page in a borderline libellous manner. They also review I am the Wind at the Young Vic; contemplate English & European identity; and cough.